Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I would ride that face into the sunset
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
