Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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