Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
NoShamevember. You game?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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