theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
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Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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