i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Randomize
