I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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