I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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