On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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