Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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