Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You're earring is so big in my mouth
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
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We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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