she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
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Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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