Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
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