Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
that may or may not have been my penis.
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