did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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