i used baking grease as lip gloss
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
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Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously