Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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