I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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