i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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