Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
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What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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