She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
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he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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