How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
a search helicopter?!
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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