when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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