if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
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Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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