"it" just moved
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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