quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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