wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
