I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
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So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
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I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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