So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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