Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
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