he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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