we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
There r osticjed everywhere
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Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
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Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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