Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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