But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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