I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Randomize
