So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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