The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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