just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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