I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
It was confusing and full of hummus
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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