Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
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Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
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