READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
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i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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