So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Why did my mother make you get naked?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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