So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
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You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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