I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I cannot find my penis.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Randomize
