Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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