so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
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Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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