I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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