The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
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would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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