That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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