I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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