O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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