I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
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These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
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When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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