We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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