"it" just moved
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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