reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
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I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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