Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
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After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
tell me about the fingering
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