why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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