In the future we'll all be gay
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
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Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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